Fred Phelps Comes Out of the Closet
Anti-gay people are either immature, as with Fred Phelps’s granddaughters, who left the Westboro Baptist Church in early 2013, or when I was parroting Rush Limbaugh back in the 1990s; or they are gay themselves, such as Larry Craig, George Rekers, or (probably) Marcus and Michelle Bachmann.
Here, we have Fred Phelps admitting how he likes to satisfy himself with other men. We knew it was only a matter of time…
Scott Andrew Hutchins 
This would have been longer if I’d had more internet access on the first, but I had to go to the Department of Labor in the middle of the day. My other favorite Fred Phelps re-edit is the “Jerry Seinfeld Hates cookie Monster” one, but it didn’t really have an April Fool tie-in, and I can’t find it anymore.
Cool post it is really. My teacher has been waiting for this update.