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The Manhattan Institute: Thoughtless Tank

I appeared on the December 11 edition of Democracy Now!, decrying the non-science of The Manhattan Institute.


Broken Windows Kills

So now no one can say that you haven’t seen me with Arvernetta Henry as if we are dissociated. Another thing we have in common is getting high involuntarily at the shelter. She told us at the debrief for this event that that was a problem for her. Marijuana smoke was coming in through the window last night, and the stench gave me such a headache that I had to shut the window even though the heater is on overkill. I then fell asleep without getting ready and sweat like mad while wearing the one pair of thermal underwear that I have, which I treat like outerwear (underwear beneath) so that I can wear it longer.

I gave a fairly long speech, citing James Q. Wilson, George Kelling, James Fox, John DiIulio, and Randall G. Shelden. You get only a piece of it in the video.

Linda Tirado on Attitude

I am sick of people harassing me about my situation and then complaining about my attitude or alleging that I’m somehow “entitled” because I think I deserve a desk job at a living wage, which, by the way, is considered a right in Europe.  I hope Linda Tirado doesn’t mind that I’m quoting for her book so much, but I need a quick link for rebuttal against right-wing nutjobs.

Here is from pp 175-177, Chapter 10, “An Open Letter to Rich People,” which I didn’t comment about in my review, but will surely be reading from aloud on the steps of Federal Hall National Memorial, as I did with much of Chapter 1:


So, okay, sometimes I have a shitty attitude.  I’ll give you that.  But at least I’m not often entitled.  People in the upper classes are so used to having everything done for them that they get sort of irrational and start to feel like you’re personally attacking them for not being honestly pleased to see them.  It’s a bit off-putting, to say the least, to have someone sweep in like that.

  • If you think poor people are entitled, try denying a rich person with an attitude some service they think they’ve earned.  Its’ like grief–there are phases.  Anger and denial are first.  Then comes “do you understand how fucked you are if you don’t get the thing I want?” Followed by “I demand to see your manager and “I’ve never been treated do poorly in my life.”  The final stage is bargaining, where they try to give you extra money because all of life is like valet service to them, and an extra five bucks can change the world.
  • If that doesn’t convince you, try wearing stained or unintentionally torn (professionally torn is fine and thus useless for these purposes) clothes and sitting on a stoop somewhere.  Note how many rude comments or nasty glares you get from well-dressed people.  Being rich is like being white, you guy.  It’s not that sometimes your life doesn’t suck even if you’re white.  It’s that you’re not allowed to complain about the two times being white is unhandy, because all your other alternatives are much unhandier.  Your other options are any race or ethnicity but white, all of whom face normal human shitty existence <i>and</i> racism of the entrenched or overt variety.  It’s the same thing being rich.  I’m not saying that sometimes you don’t get the short end of the stick.  All I’m saying is that you look ridiculous whining about how you just can’t make ends meet on $200,000 because you have to spend so much money to survive. You come off as petulant and incapable of managing the slightest taste of reality when the raising of the capital gains tax back to what you paid under Clinton is cast as a brimstone-filled apocalypse.  Sometimes you just have to bite your tongue and  keep your mouths shut to avoid looking like assholes.
  • Barack Obama caused a flap because he told rich people that they weren’t the sole factors in their own success.  You’re not allowed to do that, because wealthy people are far too precious to face the idea that they didn’t do it all themselves, or spring out of the womb, fully formed, as hotshot entrepreneurs or whatever they want us to see them as.  I cannot fathom actually thinking that the entire world must collaborate to hide reality from me, and on top of that hubris, being upset when someone dares to speak a distasteful truth.  You guys have got to get tougher than that.

Usually people who tell me I have an attitude problem are people who find their $0.0000001 a year contribution to my public assistance and food stamps a greater price than my excruciating pain.  You can tell upon which side is the evil and malice because of its desire to hurt others.  In high school, I was a fan of Rush Limbaugh, but he was clearly playing Shadow Weaver to my Force Captain Adora.

More Proof My Homelessness Is Entirely the Fault of Others

Lagging Demand, Not Unemployability, Is Why Long-term Unemployment Remains So High | Economic Policy Institute.

Why @TheMaverick21 Is a Callous Poseur

@TheMaverick21 is the Twitter handle of a guy who claims to play golf for a living, has an avatar of a man holding the hand of a man in a wheelchair(which I think looks like he’s trying to pull the guy out of his wheelchair) who is telling me that he will bring me to Texas for a $9 an hour customer service job, including bus fare, a week in a furnished apartment, and a lead to a night job at a security desk because he is so magnanimous and charitable.  I think his offer is shit, so of course my Twitter cyberbullies gang up on me, although I have yet to meet a person in real life who thinks his offer is any good.  For the record, I would take such a job were it local, although it is unlikely I could afford to move out of the shelter on that income, although it would be a start.

I’ll quote Linda Tirado as to why:

As I’ve pointed out already, lots of adults are getting just pennies over the minimum wage–and I’d argue that your average adult does his job, however lowly, a damn sight better than most teenagers.  and when you think about how insignificant a raise of even fifty cents above the minimum turns out to be, it’s hard not to feel devalued–as if the sum of your accomplishments amounts to some nickels and dimes. [@TheMaverick21 knows that I have a master’s degree, but like many right-wingers, thinks that liberal arts degrees are worthless.]

But let’s put all frustration aside and talk about what it actually means to make minimum wage.

Working for minimum wage (or, as we’ve already established, close to it) means that making a long-term budget is an exercise in wishful thinking.  You  just have however much money you have until you run out, and you pay whatever bill is most overdue first.  When I was working in Ohio at a fast-food joint, I’d generally get about twenty-five hours in a week, making my weekly check $187.50.  My husband, working forty hours at the same place, brought home $300.  We made about $25,000 or so between us, working every week of the year.  that’s a little over $9,000 above the poverty line for a family of two, or an extra $200 or so per week.  We made ends meet, but barely.  Not well enough to ever really feel comfortable or rest or take a day off without feeling guilty.  And we were at the top of the bottom third of households that year, meaning that approximately one-third of the America [sic] population is living on the same sort of budget.

Or, for some, a much smaller one. The yearly income of a forty-hour-a-week minimum wage worker is $15,080.  So if you’re paying half of that for housing, you’re left with $7,540 to live on.


That’s $628 per month, $314 per paycheck, for everything else–food, clothes, car payments, gas.  If you’re lucky, you get all that money to live on.  But who’s lucky all of the time, or even most of the time?  Maybe you get sick and lose your job.  Even if you land a new job, that measly $314 is all you’ve got to live on until your paychecks at the new place start up.  Or what if, God forbid, the car breaks down or you break a bone?

But all, right, let’s increase that salary.  Let’s be kind and bump it up well above the median fast-food worker’s pay.  If you’re doing okay, making, say $10 an hour [more than @TheMaverick21 offered] , that’s $20,800.  that leaves you with $10,400 to live on annually, $867 monthly, $433 per paycheck.  Before taxes. (Which, by the way, we pay plenty of.) Not that $100 doesn’t make a giant difference, but it’s not like you’re rolling around in money like Scrooge McDuck simply because you’re earning better than the absolute least that can be legally paid.

Of course, those scenarios ate if you are absolutely jacked, with half your income going to rent.  If we go with the old one-third recommendation, then your disposable income by paycheck rises a bit to $418 for those making minimum and $577 if you’re at double digits.

So, let’s go with the more generous number.  Say you make $10 an hour and you pay a third of that in rent.  That’s going to give you $1,066 a month to spend.  You pay your utilities and for gas to get to work.  Food and household stuff.  Maybe you now have $500 left.  and that’s assuming, of course, that you have no medical bills or prescriptions or debts.  and that’s before taxes.

The truth is that what you’ve got left from all that work you’ve been doing is about $10 per day to spend on anything other than the barest necessities–and that’s based on the premise that you live in a shitty apartment, eat cheaply, and work a full-time job with no missed days.  Then, if you do all those things and you are unburdened by debt [I have $65,000 in student loan debt] and medical issues [of which I have plenty], you can do any number of things with your free time! You can rent a movie and buy microwave popcorn.  You can drive to the nicer section of town and have fancy coffee.  With $10 a day to spend to your whim, the world is your oyster.  Hell, you could even buy a can of oysters.

I’m hoping I’m not being too subtle here, because this is what it comes down to:  The math doesn’t fucking work.  You can’t thrive on this sort of money.  Period.  You can survive.  That’s it. (8-11)

I’m surviving in New York.  Why the hell would I move to Texas (where I have no desire to go) to merely survive.  Anyone who thinks that @TheMaverick21’s offer is generous belongs in a padded cell.

Book Review: Hand to Mouth: Living in Bootstrap America by Linda Tirado

Hand to Mouth: Living in Bootstrap AmericaHand to Mouth: Living in Bootstrap America by Linda Tirado

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

There are people in the United States who can aptly described as whiners. Such people attack the poor for receiving government assistance toward which the average taxpayer puts about $41 a year while ignoring the government assistance given to major corporations, for which the average taxpayer pays over $4,000 a year. Linda Tirado is not a whiner.

Nor am I a whiner. I get cyberbullied regularly for refusing to take a burger flipper job when I have a master’s degree, scoliosis, L4-L5-S1 herniated discs, neurogenic bladder, sciatica in both legs, and plantar fasciitis in both feet. It is very painful for me to stand, and the longer I stand the worse it gets. I use a cane any time I expect to stand more than an hour. If I stand 3-4 hours, I have uncontrollable back spasms and have to grab whatever is nearest me to keep form falling down. I also have to go to the bathroom at least once an hour, and that’s with medication to keep it under control. Social Security says I can do a desk job, and Binder and Binder won’t help me unless I bring in (false) documentation that I can’t.

[W]e work in insane conditions. Dangerous even. Most kitchens in the middle of summer are intolerable, with temperatures well into the triple digits. I’ve seen people sent to the hospital with heatstroke. A lot of us will run into the freezer for a few minutes until we cool down. I’m not a doctor and can’t say for sure, but I’m fairly certain that going from an overheated to a minus-5 environment can’t be healthy.

My arms and hands are covered in scars from the fryers. Oil at nearly 400 degrees doesn’t tickle when it hits your skin, and you can’t avoid the splatter entirely. I’ve burned my hands because the oven gloves had worn through and the owners were too cheap to spring for another pair. I’ve sliced my fingers nearly to the bone when knives have slipped. I’ve dropped equipment on my feet because it was so busy I didn’t have time to wash the grease from my hands. I’ve hurt myself in more ways than I can count because that was how I got my seven or eight bucks an hour.

Stuff like that is unavoidable; it’s the nature of the work. We know and understand that when we take the jobs. Any dangerous job is like that; we’re not stupid. The point is more that the risk is devalued–that our injuries, rather than being seen as the sign of our willingness to literally bleed for our employers, are seen as a liability. (15-16)

People who think such a strenuous job should not receive a living wage are mildly perverse. Unlike many of my colleagues in the People’s Power Assembly, I won’t be upset when McDonald’s rolls out its automated burger flippers, so that it can’t be lorded over me as a job possibility anymore. (See my review of Paul Lafargue‘s
The Right to Be Lazy
for the part about Antiparos and the Greek millers.) People who think someone in my condition and with my education should do such a job are depraved filth. Such people deserve to be forced to do this kind of work with nails in their shoes and being randomly smacked at the base of their spine with a golf club while over the French fryer. Barring that, they should be beaten and mugged on a daily basis. This is not bloodlust on my part. This is the Golden Rule taken to its logical extreme since there is no way to give others my exact medical condition, nor would it be ethical. As a non-violent person, my preference for such people is that they be locked in padded cells for the rest of their lives. The point of this book is that even if you do such a job at minimum wage, you’re always too poor, and regularly punished for your employer’s lack of accountability.

For example, on pp. 19-20, because these low wage employers don’t want to finalize your schedule until the last possible moment, it is common to be fired for taking a second job. Thus, those who tell people to work two or more low wage jobs have no real argument.

Unlike Tirado, I am not a college dropout, do not smoke, drink, have casual sex, or get tattooed. Tirado ended the college route when she realized that the good jobs were going to those who could take the unpaid internships that she couldn’t afford. I question this based on an article in The Atlantic showing that it’s really only the paid internships that do this. I was not allowed to have a paid internship because I was attending on student loans.

[P]eople still wonder why we, working at the bottom, aren’t putting our souls into our jobs. In turn, I wonder about people who think that those who are poor shouldn’t demand reciprocity from their employers. We should devote ourselves to something that doesn’t benefit us more than it absolutely has to? We’re meant to care about their best interests, but they don’t have to care about ours? If you’re going to put as little as possible into my training and wages, you’re going to make sure that I can’t get enough hours to survive in order to avoid giving me health care, and generally make sure that I’m as uncomfortable as possible at any given time just to make sure I know my place, then how can you expect me to care about your profit margin? Remember, you get what you pay for (29-30).

On page 36, she talks about how her dentist attacked her for being a meth addict based solely on the condition of her teeth, which were severely damaged in a car accident. I am regularly cyberbullied about my teeth, and women I know have used it as an excuse not to date me. doctors and dentists all tell me it was discolored by prescription medication. Richard Kang, a pain management specialist at Staten Island University Hospital, thought it was tetracycline, which my mother insists I never took, and Hyun Choi, a dentist at St. Barnabas Hospital, thought it was something my mother took while I was nursing. All agree that veneers are the only option for me, since over the counter whitneners address only surface stains, which is not what I have, yet I am often treated as less than a human being because I cannot afford them, and my teeth may well be keeping me out of the only sort of work I can physically do. Tirado reflects on similar situations–“People treat me like a fucking idiot, as though I am incapable of noticing this rather large problem, rather than incapable of addressing it before it becomes a large problem” (48). This is life under low wage capitalism. Not having the means to do what you know needs to be done is evidence of being paid an insufficient wage, not being stupid. I’m lucky to not have a job in the sense that I qualify for full Medicaid, whcih is important when you have a physical disability (unlike Tirado, I cannot repeatedly lift 50 pounds without throwing out my back in short order). Tirado was not so lucky. “The system can’t support everyone who needs help, and it’s led to a pastiche of half-finished treatments an conflicting diagnoses” (50). Once an insurance shift made getting two stitches removed after an injury an enormous problem that could have led to a serious infection if I hadn’t burdened an emergency room with the problem.

Tirado presents a wonderful vignette on page 50-51. When short on sleep, already, she got home at 10 PM and was asleep by 11. At 5 AM the boss calls and asks her to come in.

He’d been under the impression that when I said, “I’ll be there,” I meant that I’d be using my teleportation device instead of the beater car I had at the time. I blew it off, figuring that he was just in a bad mood. But he simply couldn’t let it go–every time someone complained about this or that setup not being done properly, he said that if only I’d been there on time we’d have made it.

I lost it. Completely. This is the version of what I said I can best remember through my blistering rage: “If you think I’m so goddamned terrible, why did you call me in? Did you not realize I’d been on a fourteen-hour shift on a few miserable hours of sleep? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKING ASSHOLE?” And I said this all in my outdoor voice. In front of customers. I spent the afternoon looking for work, as I was newly unemployed.

The correct, if unconventional, interpretation of this situation is that Tirado’s job loss was entirely the fault of her employer and his unrealistic expectations. The employer knew she lived half an hour from work and apparently didn’t expect her to shower or put on clean clothes after working fourteen hours and getting only five hours of sleep. Tirado’s response was completely reasonable; her employer’s, completely unreasonable. Her boss fired her for his own incompetence. I’ve been there. It led directly to me becoming homeless.

At this point Tirado gets on the employer demand for a positive attitude. “It doesn’t make sense to hire people at wages that guarantee they’ll be desperate and then be disappointed when they’re not always pretending otherwise” (60). The employers are playing a “blame the victim” game for a problem of their own creation and greed.

I am attacked online on a regular basis for taking SNAP and public assistance, in spite of my disability. As Tirado says, “I have trouble understanding why taking a few grand a year in food stamps is somehow magically different than taking trillions as a bailout. Food stamps cost $76.4 billion for 2013, compared with trillions, possibly hundreds of those, for the banks. And that’s just one instance of handouts to the upper parts of society; it’s not like the feds handed cash to the banks and the rich are otherwise left to muddle alone in the wilderness (84).” “Rich people get way more from the government than poor people do…but the poor are the only ones getting shamed for it. You want to know how I could justify relaxing sometimes while on benefits? The same way you justify blowing a reckless amount of money on a really nice dinner while taking a business deduction because you talked about work for ten minutes” (85). She then discusses the idiocy of the rich complaining about double taxation on dividends because taxes had already been paid on those dollars. Tirado’s argument is irrefutable: “By the same logic, I shouldn’t be asked to pay payroll taxes because my bosses already paid taxes on it, too.” Capital gain is money made for having money. It cannot be reasonably argued that it is unfair to pay taxes on them. They argue that it’s “nothing like unemployment, where an employer pays a tax for every employee, and then if I pull unemployment, I have to pay tax on that as well. But sure, keep thinking that we’ve got all the cushy non-taxation going on down here in the lower classes” (86). It’s fun when you look like a Fox-miseducated idiot in front of those who know better.

Chapter 6 is about how sex among the poor is treated as a horrible sin. Tirado admits to living arrangements with “friends” who required sex as part of the deal. Tirado was supposedly brought up middle class, as I was, but I can’t imagine making such a demand and retaining the friendship. I met a girl on OKCupid whose boyfriend was offered a job in another state before she was ready to go all the way with him. Her only options, financially, were moving in with him, a long-distance relationship, or ending the relationship. She chose to move in with him, and he agreed to not move faster than she was willing, knowing she would dump him and move back in with her parents if he tried anything without her consent. The problem is that many poor people can’t afford that option. My mother certainly doesn’t help. She won’t have me back except as a guest because I try to prevent her from throwing my belongings when she gets enraged, she struggles and gets hurt, and then claims that I’m being abusive, as though she has a right to be violent toward others’ belongings. My introversion probably fuels my idealism in regard to sex (after all, I got matched to the above girl, and we were online friends until the boyfriend she met in real life demanded that she block me), but I can’t help agreeing with Tirado when she discusses slut-shaming people into celibacy. “These are the bodies that hold the brains we’re supposed to shut off all day at work, the same bodies that aren’t important enough to heal. These are the bodies that come with the genitalia that we should be so protective of? I really don’t understand the logic (101). I don’t think a Vulcan could, either. Earlier, she mentions that poor people can’t afford for their bodies to be temples, when she discusses selling her own plasma, something else I’ve never done (91).

One important point is her denunciation of the myth than a significant number of welfare recipients have children to get more benefits. the benefits are so small that it gives you barely enough to support the extra kid, so they’re hardly rolling in money if one or two of them are stupid enough to do this. If anyone does this, it’s not a statistically significant number (120-1). “If you are desperate enough to be breeding for cash benefits, you are for all practical purposes having kids in order to be poor enough for the government to give you a job” (120). It’s like “breaking their legs just to get some lunch,” which is so absurd that Terry Gilliam made a similar joke in Jabberwocky. As someone who is on cash benefits ($20.70 biweekly–Wow! What luxury!), they are pretty impotent to help someone with a physical challenge. They said that the only work they had that fit with the restrictions their own doctor recorded were low-wage customer service jobs that required people bilingue en espagnol, pas de français, ce qui j’ai étudié comme un bon petit americain doux à classe moyenne. (And the only thing I looked up was to see if there might be a different idiom for “middle class,” which there isn’t–I didn’t read Piketty in French; I pretty much restrict that to literary rather than informational works.)

She discusses the controversial concept of payday loans (which I’ve never used): “the reason there are so many payday loan places is that there are so many people whose checks simply will not last a whole pay period unless everything goes perfectly,” (137) which rarely happens. And whose fault is that? The employer. We need to hold employers accountable for paying people so little that they need payday loans.

Then we attack people for working too much and not being able to afford a nanny–“she was talking to the authorities only because she didn’t get paid enough” (124). And whose fault is that? (Say it with me,) THE EMPLOYER, THE EMPLOYER, THE EMPLOYER. Yet we don’t see that sort of thing happen. This is a job for the pre-1943 Superman! (In 1943, Jerry Siegel was ordered by DC Comics to have Superman fight only criminals, not corrupt businessmen who weren’t technically breaking any laws, as he often had before then.)

Then she talks about how hard it is to get a job with bad credit (138). “The real reason poor people have bad credit is that life is more expensive than we can tolerate.” I honestly can’t understand how Tirado can make statements like this and also write “I am not, for all my frustration, opposed to capitalism” (xxii). It makes her look blind to the root of the problem, like all the right-wingers who believe in treating the symptoms while ignoring the cause because it’s more profitable that way. My credit is probably screwed because I had two months left on my lease when I left my apartment, and my former landlord is insisting that I pay it when I’m over $600 below the threshold of what they are legally not allowed to garnish from my account. This will most likely make getting out of homelessness once I have a decent job all that much harder. It’s simply presumptuous and unethical to use a credit check to not give someone a job.

In Chapter 9, she discusses political apathy among the poor, which really irks me, since I vote (even though my candidates never win because I despise both major parties), and have ramped up my political activity since becoming homeless, but she defends it in ways I never could. Still, she has good points, “[W]ealthier people get all exercised about a poor person dropping a cigarette butt on the sidewalk, as if this is proof that poor people just don’t care…When powerful people stick a waste treatment plant in the same poor person’s backyard, does that mean that rich people just don’t care?” She then notes that it’s a self-answering question (157).

Although, perhaps from having been raised middle class and having been homeless only 31 months (all consecutive), I think I’m way too poor to consider having children. Tirado has an excellent chapter in which she discusses that poor people have children for the same reason anyone else does–they want a family that feels complete to them. Tirado didn’t prepare for her apartment to be destroyed by flooding and end up living in a hotel, which happened while she was pregnant with her first child. As she says, planning for disaster is paranoid (112). She also describes how her poverty prevented her from getting proper gynecological care and birth control without horrible side effects (107). She also didn’t want her daughter to be an only child because she didn’t like her experience of being one. These are relatively rational (unwise, but not crazy, as she puts it (118)) reasons to have children, and she details how she accommodates for them in ways many middle class people could not imagine, but now make sense to me, even if I wouldn’t go that route. Laws can be stupid. I once has a homeless co-worker who couldn’t afford housing because her kids were the opposite sex, and Indiana law required them to have separate bedrooms, something normal for me growing up that is hardly universally normal.

Another example of stupidity in the law is when Tirado describes (113-114) how she was punished for not receiving benefits promised by the VA that never arrived, which defies all reasoning, with benefits workers impotent but understanding.

I can’t say that Tirado is a great writer (although she is a good one), so I knocked off one star for that, but she still has gems, such as some of the quotes above. I just wish Barbara Ehrenreich would read my blog (I did contact her about it, starting with the final version of my review of Bait and Switch: The Futile Pursuit of the American Dream, which proved too big for Goodreads.) Perhaps she just hasn’t had time, or perhaps it’s because I’ve chosen the hell of the shelter system to the hell of of low wage, physically draining labor when I have nothing to spare. I conked out of Tuesday night’s march against the Darren Wilson decision after an hour and 43 minutes of hobbling on my cane, during which I fell from the front of the demonstration to the very back. Does anyone really think, if a fast food job didn’t literally kill me, that I would be retained by the employer? Cyberbullies just don’t understand that being denied Social Security disability does not mean that you are not disabled. Because my background as an English major gives my writing a heavier and more proper feel than Tirado’s, or because I refuse to defend capitalism, which hasn’t done anything for me to deserve it, or because I lack Tirado’s vices, I may be seen as less marketable than she is.  I just don’t know.  I do know that my fiction and drama is turned down from only the query letter, so the bulk of my writing has never been read by someone who could boost my career beyond letters of recommendation, which I do have.

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Intelligence and Employment Are Completely Unrelated

from “Companies don’t need brainy people” by Lucy Kellaway, Financial Times, November 22, 2004:

Think what characterises the really intelligent person. They can think for themselves. They love abstract ideas. They can look dispassionately at the facts. Humbug is their enemy. Dissent comes easily to them, as does complexity. These are traits that are not only unnecessary for most business jobs, they are actually a handicap when it comes to rising through the ranks of large companies.

From a very early age, I was seen as extremely intelligent. My nursery school teachers insisting on boring me with Fun with Dick and Jane the moment they knew that I had learned how to read with no effort on their part, pulling me aside to read as though it were a parlor trick while the other kids were free to do as they wished as long as the biys stayed out of the doll corner or kitchen corner and the girls stayed out of the block corner–intermingling was mainly allowed only at the book corner, but rarely was I allowed to read to them from a book of my choosing. It came to me almost naturally, or maybe it was from watching The Electric Company every single day, which sadly, PBS is no longer showing. Their portrayal of Spider-Man didn’t interest me in reading comics (that took Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends, but that’s a story for another day, and I seem to get negative feedback on here when I write about comics, anyway. I was place in the gifted and talented program in first grade when that was normally not done until second, and when I was in kindergarten, a fifth grader named Cam (I don’t remember his last name), was brought in to help me work on a buzzer away from the rest of the class because I was seen as being so far in advance of the students. I believe that buzzer is still in storage in my mom’s house, even though I never used it again after the successful test (it took several tries to get it to work, and involved one of those really large batteries that’s maybe five inches tall and two inches wide) because it was in my top drawer in my bedroom until I moved to New York.

There is nothing worse than a managerial meeting of brilliant minds, all seeing multiple sides to complex problems. What you need are energetic people with gusto who get things done. They can be smart – but they must not be cerebral. Big companies need one or two heavy-duty analytical brains: beyond that, declining returns set in. When recruiting for future senior managers, companies should forget about Oxford and Cambridge and hire a much broader range of less academic people.

I find the saying “great minds think alike” to have surely been introduced by a corporate yes-man. There is clearly no truth to this statement; the reality is that great minds think divergently. My mother sent me a test (or maybe she got it from me–I seem to remember Gili Bar-Hillel being involved somewhere along the line, but also my mom’s boss thinking that Dar es Salaam, the capital of Tanzania, was a country) that alleged that we all think alike. It said to think of a country that starts with D and an animal that starts with the last letter of the name of that country. There was a big space to scroll down. The first thing that came to my mind was Djibouti and Iguana, but the author of the puzzle suggested “Kangaroos in Denmark” was the expected response. In spite of having an online friend in Denmark and being a big fan of Hamlet, and that their minimum wage is so high, Denmark rarely comes to mind when asked to think of a country. A.K. Murtadha, who starred in my student film, The Quest for ____, the masters for which are sitting in a plastic bin in David Friedman’s basement (and thankfully survived a flood because they were stored well) came up with “Cows in Domincan Republic.” He recently told me his wife reads this blog, but that he hadn’t had a chance.

“[W]hat unites Britain’s top entrepreneurs is not so much their daring or brilliance, but their difficulty with reading. Alan Sugar and Richard Branson, to name two: both dyslexic and neither of them graduates.

Well that’s just great. It’s possible that I’m dyscalculic, but not dyslexic. My math weakness was identified in grade 2, but, as mentioned before, I’ve never had difficulty with reading. And even at that, I still was allowed to tutor mathematics up to the ninth grade level, so I diminish those abilities too much even though I wasn’t able to handle the mathematics of third year biology, at least as taught at Indiana University-Purdue University at Indianapolis, which seems more rigorous in all fields than many schools I have encountered in New York City.

Back to friend number two. She has a senior job in a successful UK company. Recently, she went on a top management bonding weekend, full of all the usual morale-raising nonsense. As an intelligent person, she found this an uncongenial way of passing her free time. Still, she choked back her feelings and settled down to fill in the endless questionnaires.
“Irony is one of my favourite forms of humour”, said one of the questions. In the fine tradition of Jane Austen, she ticked the box. Alas, this was the wrong answer. Companies cannot tolerate irony – it is much too threatening. She is not going to be fired, but it has been made clear to her that unless she seriously rethinks her sense of humour she might fit better somewhere else.
I suspect that matters are getting worse for the intelligent person in business. Dissent was never really possible in companies (and mostly for good reason). But at least in the old, autocratic days this was explicit. If you said something that your boss disagreed with, he shouted at you. This was not a great situation for the free thinking mind, but at least it was honest.
Now bright people are told to think freely, but are ostracised when they do.

Well, irony is one of my favorite kinds of humor, too. It’s good to know that my intelligence is what is holding me back, although the fact is offensive. As far as I’m concerned, Kellaway’s article, to which I was referred from Barbara Ehrenreich’s Bait and Switch, is another piece of evidence that my homelessness is absolutely and entirely the fault of others.


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