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Do the Honkey Kong

January 12, 2021

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After I saw this I had to write parody lyrics for Buckner & Garcia’s “Do the Donkey Kong,” but unable to find karaoke tracks to record it, and not having access to good editing software to make a video for it.  I’m just putting up the lyrics.  If I could have made a video, it would probably have gone viral.

Do the Honkey Kong lyrics
music and original lyrics by Gerald Martin Buckner and Gary Lee Garcia ©1981 Bgo Music Inc
parody lyrics by Scott Andrew Hutchins ©2021

Mike Nearman:

Sieg your heil in the air, stomp your feet on the ground,
Climb up the building quickly, and then smear your feces ’round.
Open your umbrella; they can’t see you from above;
We owe it to dear leader, he has our undying love.
Scale up the wall, just how high can you go?
They’ll surely leave the chamber if you get up there too slow.
Bare your tattooed chest, and wear a bison horn and hide;
Sit down at Pelosi’s desk, and smash stuff up outside.

Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Do the Honkey Kong.
Do the Honkey Kong!

Come on, come on.
Come on, Come on.
Do the Honkey Kong.
Do the Honkey Kong.

Climb in through the window, and take selfies with police;
We’re not Black Lives Matter; we loot lecterns as we please.
Bludgeon traitor pig, better give him all you got.
You’re in trouble now: one of ours has just been shot.
Capture the vice president, then hang him from the tree:
Donald Trump’s our savior, and without him we’re not free.
You pick the hammer up and then smash the door panes out;
Now we think you know what Honkey Kong is all about.

Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Do the Honkey Kong.
Do the Honkey Kong!

Come on, come on.
Come on, Come on.
Do the Honkey Kong.
Do the Honkey Kong.

One Comment
  1. Thanks scott I need to talk to you about something.

    On Mon, Jan 11, 2021, 8:17 PM Scott Andrew Hutchins wrote:

    > Scott Andrew Hutchins posted: “After I saw this I had to write parody > lyrics for Buckner & Garcia’s “Do the Donkey Kong,” but unable to find > karaoke tracks to record it, and not having access to good editing software > to make a video for it. I’m just putting up the lyrics. If I co” >

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