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Adult Fairy Tales for Millennials by Gwen Larson

October 7, 2017

from “The Little English Major”

Although she loved the publishing industry dearly, it abandoned her and married the internet. She tried to get on board, but all the internet-based outlets wanted her to write for exposure instead of actual money. Tragically, she starved to death within a few short years.

Okay, really she became a receptionist at a boutique fitness studio, which is almost as sad.

That’s the difference between a male and female English major. Businesses usually don’t want male receptionists. See also A Smoking Gun Example of Why My Homelessness is Entirely the Fault of Others.

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