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This must be the way to get hired.

April 8, 2013

(This is a parody.)


From → job market

  1. Minus IQ Customer Relations permalink


    Thanks for trying Minus IQ. We’d like to thank you for your consistent patronage. You’re one of our best customers, and your blog is proof positive of the power of our product. Based on an analysis of your writing style, we’ve determined that you are the first known customer to have lost over ONE HUNDRED IQ POINTS using our product. Congratulations, Scott!!

    Your friends at Minus IQ Customer Relations

    • This IP address is in Phoenix, and I’m guessing it’s from the same person in Phoenix who responded to another of my posts with nothing but obscenities. You cannot point out any unintelligent, racist, or homophobic statements anywhere in my blog. If you could, you would not have made such a sweeping, ad hominem generalization.

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