I will PayPal $100 to anyone who can demonstrate that my homelessness is my fault.
I currently have $1,929.12 in the bank. I receive $126 per week in unemployment insurance, but I am entitled to only $904 more. If, after reading through all my blogs, you have a rational argument why my homelessness is my fault, PayPal a symbolic two cents to me and prepare your submission. Anything that fails to take into account anything on my blog, or anything relating to my situation that I can present as fact against your assessment will disqualify your entry.
Further, if you can provide me with a step-by-step out of homelessness that takes everything into account, skips no steps, and does not have a step (such as “get a job”) that is ridiculously arduous, time-consuming, and iffy, I will PayPal you another hundred dollars.
Know that because I am convinced this is impossible, and that every attempt I have seen thus far is an abject failure, this is the only reason I am putting forth this challenge. This is not, in the strictest sense of the term, impossible, just extremely unlikely. If someone is truly up to the task and seriously wants to be helpful, and not simply a knee-jerk right-winger, I encourage your attempt.